Depending on the intonation, one swear word from car mechanic Ivanov can mean up to 70 different parts and devices.

Even when a person knows 15 languages, he still needs Russian! What if he slips somewhere and falls, or hits his finger with a hammer...

Only a Russian person can say to a cat: “Oh, my little bunny!”

It is difficult to explain to a foreigner the phrase “You can’t get around to looking.”

The phrases “we’re on friendly terms” and “we’re married” have the same set and order of letters. And what a different meaning!

Foreigners will never understand how it is possible for two horseradishes to peel a turnip, or to knock one pepper on a pumpkin.

The Russian language is expressive and rich. But even he was no longer enough.

How tired of these foreign words that have filled the Russian language! For example, tolerance... Well, why don’t you like uism???

Only a Russian person will understand the true meaning of the set of letters: PSHLNHPDRS.

Putting ellipses in obscene words was invented by people who were not sure how to spell the word “g...but” correctly.

It is difficult to explain to a foreigner that a good thermos is one in which “the tea takes a long time to cool”... or in which “the tea does NOT cool down for a long time”...

Peep you into your great and mighty Russian language.

Leave in English. Don't wait to be sent in Russian.

We explain to a foreigner the phrase - “in the mowing with dew, barefoot, he mowed the slope with a scythe.”
1) oblique - drunk,
2) oblique - suffered from strabismus,
3) with a braid - hairstyle
4) oblique - crooked braid,
5) scythe - in the hands of a scythe

Another language “explosion” for a foreigner: - Is there anything to drink? - There is something to drink, there is no food.

It turns out that in a number of cases, replacing the letter E with E significantly changes the meaning of what is written. For example, “drank everything” or “drank everything”, “in the vanity of vanities” or “in the vanity of vanities”...

A complete sentence of five verbs without punctuation or conjunctions: “We decided to send them to go buy a drink.”

When answering a business call, saying “what,” “yes,” and “what the fuck” has become old-fashioned. In the dictionary of an intelligent person there is the right word: “I LISTEN.”
To unwanted questions that ask for the answer: “Does it bother you?” there is a wonderful phrase: “And you, sir, what sadness?”
A whole series of idiomatic expressions, such as: “fuck you” or “wow” are replaced by the phrase: “It hurts to hear,” which is pronounced with Shakespearean tragedy.

Oddities of the Russian language: a bachelorette party is a women's party, and a womanizer is a loving man.

According to rzelulattam ilsseovadniy odongo anligysokgo unviertiset, not ieemt zanchneya, in kokam pryaokde rsapozholeny bkuvy v solva. Galvone, so that you pre-avya and psloendya bkvuy blyi on mseta. Osatlyne bkuvy mgout seldovt in a ploonm bsepordyak, everything is torn tkest chtaitsey without wandering. The main thing is that we do not read every book in isolation, but all together.

The paradox of the Russian language: for some reason it is much easier for people to say “Eee” and point their fingers at the monitor than to say “Change the language, you are writing in English.”

The phrase “I will never forget you” sounds tender and affectionate. But “I remember you” is already somehow threatening.

A task of increased difficulty for foreigners in the Russian exam: decipher “Barely, barely ate, ate, ate.” Answer: “Some trees very slowly ate other trees.”

Lewis Carroll, while traveling through Russia, wrote down the wonderful Russian word for “defending” (“those who protest themselves,” as he noted in his diary). In English letters. The sight of this word is terrifying..." zаshtsheeshtshaуоushtsheеkhsуа". Not a single Englishman or American is able to pronounce this word.

Ah, this difficult Russian language! We, native speakers of this language, often do not notice its difficulties and oddities, which sometimes baffle foreigners who are just learning the basics of the “great and mighty”!

Remember Pushkin’s “Eugene Onegin”? “She didn’t know Russian well, didn’t read our magazines, and had difficulty expressing herself in her native language, so she wrote in French...”

1. To turn a sentence into a general question, you don’t need to change anything at all, just intonation. “Are you home” is a statement, but “Are you home?” - already a question.

2. The Russian alphabet is strange in itself. Some letters in it are exactly the same as in Latin, but others look the same but sound completely different. And two more letters - “ъ” and “ь” — do not have their own sounds, why are they needed at all?

3. In modern Russian, the word “comrade” is no longer used, so Russians are left without a special word of address to another person or group of people. Sometimes you can hear “ladies and gentlemen,” but it sounds somewhat pretentious and unnatural, citizen - official. People can use "man, woman" but it's a bit rude. Over the past 20 years, Russians have not been able to decide how to address other people, so in each situation they choose the most appropriate address.

4. The verb “to be” is not used in the present tense. But in the future and past it is used.

5. The word order in Russian is free, but this does not mean that you can put words as you want. The meaning of a sentence can radically depend on the order of words. For example, “I’m going home” simply means “I’m going home” (although, of course, a lot depends on intonation), but “I’m going home” means that “I’m going home, and not somewhere else.” . And “I’m going home” means “it’s me who’s going home, not you or anyone else. Everyone else stays here and works!” So the word order in Russian depends on what you want to say.

6. The letter “E” can represent two different sounds: [ye] and [yo]. That is, for [yo] there is a separate letter, E, but these two dots are almost never written, so it turns out not E, but E. You can get confused.

7. The numerals 1 and 2 have a gender, but the rest do not: one boy, one girl, two girls, two boys, but three boys and three girls.Numerals ending in 1 and 2 also have a gender, for example 21, 22, 31, 32...

8. The numeral 1 has a plural (ones).

9. In the past tense, verbs have a gender, but in the present and future they do not. He played, she played, he played, she played.

10. Russian nouns have “animacy”! This means that some "animate" nouns are considered more animate than inanimate ones. For example, in Russian, “dead man” is considered more alive than “corpse”: some are dead, but what is a corpse.

11. A two-letter word in which you can make 8 mistakes - cabbage soup. The Russian Empress Catherine the Great, while still the German Princess Sophie, wrote the simple Russian word “cabbage soup” like this: “schtschi”, which is 8 letters, all of which are incorrect!

12. Five letters of the alphabet in a row G D E E F form the sentence: “Where is the hedgehog?”

13. A completely complete sentence can consist of only verbs, for example: “We sat there and decided to send them to buy a drink.”

14. How can you explain to a foreigner what we are talking about: “Behind the sandy scythe, the lop-eared scythe fell under the sharp oblique scythe of a woman with a scythe,” or he mowed down the “oblique” with a scythe, because Russian grammar is the CODE of semantic blocks, and the order of words in Russian language depends not only on the situation, but also on the meaning of the sentence model.

15. And another linguistic “explosion” for a foreigner:

- Anything to drink?
- There is something to drink, there is no food.

16. VALUES:

Or this:

17. Foreigners are very surprised how “they don’t get around to looking.”

18. I over-salted the borscht and over-did it with salt - the same thing.

19. How do you like:

20. How do you like this (read quickly):

According to rzelulattam ilsseovadniy odongo anligysokgo unviertiset, not ieemt zanchneya, in kokam pryaokde rsapozholeny bkuvy v solva. Galvone, so that you pre-avya and psloendya bkvuy blyi on mseta. Osatlyne bkuvy mgout seldovt in a ploonm bsepordyak, everything is torn tkest chtaitsey without wandering. The main thing is that we do not read every book in isolation, but all together.
Now read the same phrase slowly. Are you surprised?

Professor of Philology:

— Give an example of a question so that the answer sounds like a refusal and at the same time like an agreement.

Student:

- It's simple! “Will you drink vodka?” - “Oh, leave it!”

21. How do you like the verb conjugations: I’m walking on the carpet / You’re walking while you’re lying / He’s walking while he’s lying, etc.

Do you remember the dictation from “Literature” for the Olympics “On the plank terrace, near the hemp plant...” or the wonderful patter: “Count Photo was playing the lotto. Countess Photo knew that Count Photo was playing the lotto, but Count Photo didn’t know about that Countess Photo knew that Count Photo was playing the lotto"

1. Subject, it does not need to be clarified by a pronoun.

2. Remember that in most cases the connective “about” can be eliminated.

3. Some people began to forget the rules for agreeing on the main parts of a sentence.
4. Possessive pronouns must be used correctly depending on their function.
5. If you want to use a verb, then you need to conjugate it correctly, and not as the author wants.
6. You should not try to avoid double negatives.
7. The passive voice should generally be avoided.
8. Don’t forget about the letter “е”, otherwise it will be difficult to distinguish between case and case, sky and sky, donkey and donkey, perfect and perfect, everything and everyone.
9. And in the offshore office, have a crystal clear idea of ​​where double consonants are written and where they are justifiably not doubled.
10. The word “no” has no forms of change.
11. The soft sign in the indefinite form of the verb must be in its place, which is sometimes forgotten.

12. It is not uncommon for a person to never correctly write “not” and “nor” with verbs and adverbs.

13. Having poor knowledge of grammar, complex constructions should be used with caution.
14. We would like to note that the author of these lines does not recommend changing the person on whose behalf the presentation is being made.
15. An author using participial phrases must not forget about punctuation.
16. Do not use commas where they are not needed.
17. Of course, highlight the introductory construction with commas.
18. Moreover, some words, literally very similar to introductory words, should never be separated with commas.
19. Use the correct long dashes, with spaces, and a slightly shorter hyphen, without spaces.
20. Those who end a sentence with a preposition, send to. Not for the sake of rudeness, but for order.
21. Check the text for missing and extra words.
22. The rule says that “indirect speech is not put in quotation marks.”

23. The answer is negative to the question of whether a question mark is placed in a sentence with interrogative indirect speech?

24. NEVER capitalize words.
25. No narcissistic Bank, its President and Chairman of the Board of Directors are capitalized.
26. Correct the spelling of words using the dictionary.
27. Numerals can be declined in one hundred and twenty-five ways, but only one of them is correct.
28. Undivide the indivisible and do not combine dissimilar things, but write some things with a hyphen.
29. Modesty of presentation is always the absolute best way to present great ideas.
30. Exaggeration is a million times worse than understatement.
31. An unnecessary analogy in the text is like a fur coat tucked into panties.
32. Do not use long words where short ones can be used.
33. Be more or less specific.

34. As Emerson taught: “Don’t quote. Communicate your own thoughts."

35. It is our deep conviction that the author, when he writes a text, should definitely not acquire the bad habit of using too many unnecessary words, which in fact are not at all necessary in order to express his thought .
36. Remove and banish tautologies from speech - excessive excesses.
37. Consciously resist the temptation to maintain harmony.
38. Stringing nouns on top of each other makes it difficult to understand the method for solving an equation.
39. Clarifications in parentheses (although significant) are (usually) unnecessary.
40. If you want to be understood correctly, never use foreign language.
41. The use of terms whose meaning you do not fully understand can lead to affected insinuations addressed to you.
42. The use of a non-Russian font leads to a misunderstanding.
43. For the sake of presentation, be a creative promoter of original Russian synonyms for top positions in the preference rating.

In April 2006, the number of words in the English language was 988 thousand 968. Taking into account the rate of word formation, which was calculated by the American linguistic company Global Language Monitor, the million mark will be overcome this summer. According to GLM, the English language now has 1 million 4,910 words. Moreover, according to statistics, a new word appears in the English language every 98 minutes.

- (Russian) BAS - Large Academic Dictionary has 131,257 words.
V.I. Dahl's dictionary contains more than 200 thousand words.
Ozhegov's dictionary in its only volume is represented by 57 thousand words.
The dictionary edited by Ushakov consists of words whose number is more than 85 thousand.
There is also a dictionary of modern Russian literary language, which was published by the USSR Academy of Sciences. The dictionary includes 120,480 words, and it consists of 17 volumes.“Charles V, the Roman Emperor, used to say that it is decent to speak Spanish with God, French with friends, German with enemies, Italian with women. But if he had been skilled in the Russian language, then, of course, he would have added , that it is proper for them to speak with all of them, for I would find in it the splendor of Spanish, the liveliness of French, the strength of German, the tenderness of Italian, and, moreover, the richness and strong brevity in the images of the Greek and Latin languages."

Russian is an incredible language. The same words can mean completely different things and express completely different emotions. What can we say about lexical phrases that can easily confuse a foreign citizen.

1. Only in our country the word “uh-huh” is a synonym for the words “please”, “thank you”, “good afternoon”, “you’re welcome” and “sorry”, and the word “come on” in most cases replaces “goodbye” .

2. How to translate into other languages ​​that “very smart” is not always a compliment, “very smart” is a mockery, and “too smart” is a threat?

3. Why do we have future tense, present and past, but we can still express both the past (“I was walking down the street yesterday...”) and the future (“Tomorrow I’m going to the cinema”), and the past tense time we can express an order (“Get out of here quickly!”)?

4. There are languages ​​where double negation is allowed, and others where it is not; in some languages, a double negative can express an affirmation, but only in the Russian language is a double statement “well, yes, of course!” - expresses denial or doubt in the words of the speaker.

5. All foreigners studying Russian are surprised why “nothing” can mean not only “nothing”, but also “normal”, “good”, “excellent”, as well as “everything is fine” and “not worth an apology”.

6. In the Russian language, the same obscene expressions can be used to insult, admire, and express all other shades of emotions.

7. A person learning Russian can be stunned by the phrase “no, probably”, which simultaneously carries affirmation, denial, and uncertainty, but still expresses an uncertain denial with a hint of the possibility of a positive decision.

8. Try to explain to a foreigner the phrase “You can’t get around to looking.”

9. In the Russian language, sometimes a verb does not have any form, and this is due to the laws of euphony. For example: “win”. He will win, you will win, I... will win? Shall I run? will I win? Philologists suggest using the replacement constructions “I will win” or “I will become a winner.” Since there is no first person singular form, the verb is insufficient.

10. The glass is on the table, but the fork is lying. If we stick a fork into the tabletop, the fork will stand. That is, vertical objects stand and horizontal objects lie?
Add a plate and a frying pan to the table. They seem to be horizontal, but they stand on the table. Now put the plate in the frying pan. There it lies, but it was on the table. Maybe there are items ready for use? No, the fork was ready when it was lying there.
Now the cat climbs onto the table. She can stand, sit and lie down. If in terms of standing and lying down it somehow fits into the “vertical-horizontal” logic, then sitting is a new property. She sits on her butt. Now a bird has landed on the table. She sits on the table, but sits on her legs, not on her butt. Although it seems like it should be standing. But she cannot stand at all. However, if we make a stuffed animal out of the poor bird, it will stand on the table.
It may seem that sitting is an attribute of a living thing, but the boot also sits on the foot, although it is not alive and does not have a butt. So, go and understand what is standing, what is lying down, and what is sitting.

And we are still surprised that foreigners consider our language difficult and compare it with Chinese.

There is a table in front of us. There is a glass and a fork on the table. What are they doing? The glass is standing, but the fork is lying down. If we stick a fork into the tabletop, the fork will stand. That is, vertical objects stand and horizontal objects lie? Add a plate and a frying pan to the table. They seem to be horizontal, but they stand on the table. Now put the plate in the frying pan. There it lies, but it was on the table. Maybe there are items ready for use? No, the fork was ready when it was lying there. Now the cat climbs onto the table. She can stand, sit and lie down. If in terms of standing and lying down it somehow fits into the “vertical-horizontal” logic, then sitting is a new property. She sits on her butt. Now a bird has landed on the table. She sits on the table, but sits on her legs, not on her butt. Although it seems like it should be standing. But she cannot stand at all. But if we kill the poor bird and make a stuffed animal, it will stand on the table. It may seem that sitting is an attribute of a living thing, but the boot also sits on the foot, although it is not alive and does not have a butt. So, go and understand what is standing, what is lying down, and what is sitting. And we are also surprised that foreigners consider our language difficult and compare it with Chinese.

Oh, our great and mighty Russian language, in which the same letters, arranged in the same order, mean completely different things! For example:
It got to the point.
And it’s wild to me - come to me.
You'll get hurt while you're healing.
We are married - we are on first name terms.
You're a foal - you're a child.
Awkward things - I carry different things.
If he needs it, his wife will get it for him.
We have to wait - we have to give...

This complex Russian language: Hit the mark.
And it’s wild to me - come to me.
She was injured while she was being treated.
We are married - we are on the same page.
You're a foal - you're a child.
Awkward things - I carry different things.
If he needs it, his wife will get it for him.
We have to wait - we have to give.

However, this Russian language is difficult! It got to the point. And it’s wild to me - come to me. She was injured while she was being treated. We are married - we are on the same page. You're a foal - you're a child. Awkward things - I carry different things. If he needs it, his wife will get it for him. We have to wait - we have to give.

However, this Russian language is difficult! It got to the point. And it’s wild to me - come to me. She was injured while she was being treated. We are married - we are on the same page. You're a foal - you're a child. Awkward things - I carry different things. If he needs it, his wife will get it for him. We have to wait - we have to give.

Russian language. Let's repeat the basics. [one/two “n” in words, but not the point]
Teacher: You handed over the dress to the store and received money for it, what is this store called?
Group: Commission!
P: Right. In the morning you drink coffee, what kind of coffee?
Someone *unhappily*: Brine...life's natural mushrooms, and I showed them to him with an important look
varieties. These are, they say, boletus, these are chanterelles and other subtleties.
I came across some kind of pale toadstool, stuck it under Jack’s nose and
explained:
- Poisonous, understand?
Jack nodded, hesitated for politeness and went into the room or something.
study.

After a while, into the kitchen, sobbing and reeling with laughter, literally
my sister crawled in. Not quite able to speak, she said:
- You... you know who... you up... dovi...
In the end she explained.
- Jack asked me who a “dense” man was.
I, my sister says, didn’t understand a damn thing, and I asked him again:
- What, what?
- Well, Sergei said to me in the kitchen: “I’m fat!”

It’s good that they didn’t tease me for being “pretty” for long!

Chinese tongue twister:

Russian translation:

As you know, Chinese is a tonal language, that is, the same word pronounced in different tones will mean completely different things. I came across it

Chinese tongue twister:
Shí shì shī shì shī shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī. Shì shí shí shì shì shì shī. Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shí, shì shī shì shì shì. Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shí shì. Shí shì shī, shì shǐ shì shì shí shì. Shí shì shì, shì shǐ shì shí shí shī shī. Shí shí, shǐ shì shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī. Shì shì shì shì.

Russian translation:

In a stone house there lived a poet who loved lions; he vowed to eat 10 lions. In the morning he went to the market. By pure chance, 10 lions appeared on the market. When the poet saw the lions, he shot 10 arrows and 10 lions died. In return, he received 10 lion carcasses and returned to the house. When he ate 10 dead lions, he realized that they were 10 stone lions.

The great and mighty Russian language:

All patients should be instilled at seven in the morning (announcement in the eye department of the hospital).

Due to the renovation of the hairdressing salon, women's hair styling will be done in the men's room.

At seven in the evening on Wednesday there will be a meeting in the third entrance. Agenda: Brownie elections.

Due to the cold in the X-ray room, we only do urgent fractures.

You will receive a bio-toilet at any address in Moscow within one day. And along with it, instructions in Russian and a qualified demonstration.

We knit children's blouses from parents' wool.

A girl named Lena, whom I met on October 12 near the Kuzminki station. Your blond hair and red coat are all I have left. Please respond. Igor.

We make plastic bags according to the customer's size.

Children are released to their fathers only in a sober state.

Children under five years of age enter the circus in their arms.

Tomorrow at 9.00 there will be a sale of live chickens at the store,

one and a half per person.

TEETH? Our dentists will do everything to make you forget about them forever!

A confectionery factory invites two men to work - one for the wrapper, the other for the filling.

The "Recycling" stall accepts the dregs of society of hunters and fishermen in the form of bones.

The elevator doesn't go down.

The organization is looking for an accountant. Reward guaranteed!!!

A young decent massage therapist comes to your home.

A Muscovite is looking for a job in her specialty or as an accountant.

Mice and joysticks are comfortable, precise and reliable manipulators for right, left and large hands.

One call and they will issue you a death certificate and make wreaths!

Loaders are invited for interesting work.

Cocker spaniel for sale. The mother was recognized as "Best female of the breed".

German Shepherd for sale. Inexpensive. Eats any meat. Especially loves small children.

Russian blue cat for sale. Without documents.

I am selling a blue baby stroller.

Three piglets for sale, all of different sexes.

For sale are four geese and a gander. Everyone is rushing.

The restaurant is not working, the waitresses are all slack.

Today there will be a lecture on immoral topics in the hotel lobby. Is reading
police

The Solnechny state farm purchases black and motley heifers from private individuals.

Pearls from school essays:

The tractor rushed across the field, smelling slightly...

In the summer, the boys and I went on an overnight camping trip, and we only took with us
necessary things: potatoes, a tent and Maria Ivanovna.

M.Yu. Lermontov died in the Caucasus, but that’s not why he loved him!

Plyushkin piled a whole pile in his corner and put it there every day.

Lensky went to the duel in trousers. They separated and a shot rang out.

Dantes was not worth Pushkin's damned egg.

Two horses rode into the yard. These were the sons of Taras Bulba.

Onegin liked Byron, so he hung it over his bed.

Gerasim put the saucer on the floor and began poking his muzzle at it.

Onegin felt heavy inside, and he came to Tatyana to relieve himself.

Andrei Bolkonsky often went to look at that oak tree, which he resembled like two peas in a pod.

Lermontov was born to his grandmother in the village when his parents lived in St. Petersburg.

Chatsky went out through the back passage and propped the door open with a stick.

Gerasim poured cabbage soup for Muma.

Poor Lisa picked flowers and fed her mother with this.

Khlestakov got into the chaise and shouted: “Drive, my dear, to the airport!”

Chatsky's father died in childhood.

Pierre was a socialite and therefore wet himself with perfume.

In his old age he became bedridden with cancer.

Suddenly Herman heard the creak of springs. It was the old princess.

The boar found a soft spot in Katerina and pressed on it every day.

The Rostovs had three daughters: Natasha, Sonya and Nikolai.

Taras mounted his horse. The horse bent over and then laughed.

Tatyana’s soul is full of love and can’t wait to shower it on someone.

A regiment of French and Kutuz was marching.

Onegin was a rich man: in the morning he sat in the restroom, and then went to
circus.

Peter the Great jumped off the pedestal and ran after Eugene, clucking loudly
hooves.

Gogol's nose is filled with the deepest content.

Deaf and mute Gerasim did not like gossip and spoke only the truth.

Turgenev is not satisfied with either fathers or children.

Girls like Olga have long been tired of Onegin, and Pushkin too.

I met Mikhail Yuryevich Lermontov in kindergarten.

Gerasim ate for four, but worked alone.

Pechorin kidnapped Bela in a fit of feelings and wanted to get closer to the people through her love. But he failed. He also failed to do this with Maxim Maksimych.

Bazarov loved various insects and vaccinated them.

Pugachev bestowed a fur coat and a horse from his shoulder.

Chichikov has many positive traits: he is always shaven and smells good.

Pugachev helped Grinev not only in his work, but also in his love for Masha.

Silky, blond curls spilled out from under her lace apron.

The sons came to Taras and began to get to know him.

Chichikov rode in a carriage with his backside raised.

On the way to Bogucharovo, Andrei Bolkonsky, like an old oak tree, blossomed and turned green.

Famusov condemns his daughter for the fact that Sophia has been with a man since the very morning.

Thus, Pechorin took possession of Bela, and Kazbich - Karakez.

Natasha was truly Russian in nature, she loved nature very much and often went
to the yard.

Gerasim abandoned Tatyana and contacted Mumu.

Grushnitsky carefully aimed at the forehead, the bullet grazed his knee.

Poets of the 19th century were easily wounded people: they were often killed in duels.

Here he first learned colloquial Russian from his nanny Arina Rodionovna.

During the second act of Sophia and Molchalin, Chatsky was sitting under their stairs.

Pierre Bezukhov's first successes in love were bad - he immediately got married.

As a result, Tikhon grew up not to be a man, but a real sheep.

Bazarov's tongue was dull, but then it became sharper in disputes.

I like the fact that with such talent Pushkin was not afraid to become popular
poet.

Although Troekurov was not stupid, he was a little friendly.

Chatsky was very smart, but all grief comes from his mind.

Since Pechorin is a superfluous person, writing about him is a waste
time.

Kirsanov was sitting in the bushes, but he saw everything that was not necessary.

At first, Tatyana loved Onegin dearly, but he never saw her. But when
She grew cold, Eugene decided to start all over again. It was late.

The fire was frozen and the coals were numb.

Chatsky was self-sufficient. This is evidenced, at least, by his absence
children.

The chairman took the milkmaids so seriously that milk production immediately increased.

Chickens, ducks and other household utensils walked around the yard...

Denis Davydov turned his back to the women and fired twice.

The Slavs were a freedom-loving people. They were often taken into slavery, but even there
they didn't work...

Generals are brave people, they are ready to risk the lives of other people.

When the Russian warriors entered the battlefield, a man jumped out from behind the mound.
Mongol-Tatar yoke.

Gerasim felt sorry for Mu-mu, so he decided to feed her and then drown her.

When I read Gorky's novel "Mother", I myself wanted to become a mother.

The groans of the wounded and dead were heard on the field.

There was an extraordinary aroma in the forest, and I also stopped to stand.

Onegin was traveling to his dying uncle, comes and says: Tell me,
Uncle, it’s not for nothing that Moscow was burned by fire....

Prince Oleg was predicted that he would die from a snake that would crawl out of his
skulls

The parents of Ilya Muromets were simple collective farmers.

Flying on crutches is not easy, but he learned.

The Decembrists accumulated great potency and poured it out on Senate Square.

And then the fighter remembered that he had a rifle in his pocket!

“I’ll take a look at Paris at least with one eye...” dreamed Kutuzov.

The army fled, and Napoleon ran ahead, losing his greatness and HONOR
every minute.

Natasha Rostova wanted to say something, but the door opened closed her
mouth.

Pierre Bezukhov wore trousers with a high frill.

Raskolnikov woke up and sweetly reached for the ax. He was lying on the floor and barely
the corpse was breathing, the corpse's wife was sitting next to him, and the corpse's brother was lying in another room
unconscious.

On the bank of the river, a milkmaid was milking a cow, and in the water everything was reflected the other way around.

The Countess rode in a carriage with her rear raised and folded into an accordion.

Old woman Izergil was proud and unapproachable like a tanker.

Anna Karenina did not find a single real man and therefore lay down under
train.

A black man entered the room, ruddy from the cold.

The frogs jumped in pairs towards the swamp, where they committed suicide.

The poem is written in rhyme, which is often observed in the poet.

From Nekrasov's works, the peasants learned how bad their lives were...

Old Prince Bolkonsky did not want his son’s wedding to Natasha Rostova and gave
He's been on probation for a year.

Kirbalmandynturbinkasy Barshidovich? that's what they affectionately call their teacher
residents of the village of Beshmarkantygdanbay. Let's wish them good luck in this difficult task!!!

Suvorov was a real man and slept with ordinary soldiers.

Pushkin was sensitive in many places.

At the back of piglets there is a curly tail, by which they are distinguished from
other pets.

From a test on the history of computing: "In XXXX Leibniz
invented a machine that, together with Newton, could only
sum up."

"Gogol's work was characterized by trinity. He stood with one foot in
past, the other was entering the future, and between his legs there was a terrible
reality.

Australia's population density is 4 square people per person
meter.

A path begins in the foreground. There's a path in the background
continues.

The great Russian artist Levitan was born into a poor Jewish family.

The boy in the boat rowed quickly with the yokes.

Of all the feminine charms, Maria Bolkonskaya had only eyes.

Anna got along with Vronsky in a completely new way, unacceptable for the country.

Funny Guys

His eyes looked at each other tenderly.

The best friend is a book: it doesn’t bore you, doesn’t ask you to eat, doesn’t ask for cigarettes
shoots.

A boxer is a person whose right hand works much faster than
thoughts.

Russian people are so patient that caries often turns into
gangrene.

No, I'm not cheerful, I'm already hysterical...

You can't give everything to everyone. Because there is a lot of everyone, but not enough of everything.

It is a sin to indulge in despondency when there are other sins!

Sometimes it seems to me that I have no more intelligence than an ordinary person.

Don't be silent on me!

Mistress from first marriage.

Don't vomit under the table, there are guests there!

I can't get past the ugliness. I really want to take part!

Are you getting off at the next stop?

No, I went home...

Romanian borscht recipe. .

By the end of the tale, goodness has conquered reason.

We know the measure, but will you really drink it?

Ass. Front view.

Grandfather Marasmus and the idiot

It is better to work with love than to make love with difficulty.

I came to you with greetings - to show you that you got up in the morning...

First damn in a coma!

If a person truly wants to live, then medicine is powerless.

Birch sap with pulp.

I watch TV so often that the announcers already recognize me.

Life is a theater, only life dramas take place without rehearsals.

I'm constantly haunted by smart thoughts, but I'm faster...

Don't put all your eggs in one pant leg...

Nothing increases the size of a woman's breasts like a man's imagination.

If I understood all the jokes, I would have died of laughter long ago.

Didn't like women. I didn't have time.

Words can offend. Dictionary - kill.

On opposite sides of the condom.

Nutritious cabbage salads - it’s not a shame to serve them on the table, and they won’t eat them
it's a pity.

Before a battle, you need to look at the enemy in such a way that his blood tests start to flow.

Hemorrhoids are worth the candle.

Make surprised movements with your hands.

There are no unbearable people, only narrow doors.

Dignity is when you have not yet been offended, but you have already been offended.

A rare beast is looking for a sophisticated bitch for joint discussions.

Sewer! - this is what unites us.

Unintentional conception.

When I eat, I am deaf and dumb, cunning and fast, and devilishly smart...

Girl, why are you killing yourself like that? You never do that

Don't kill yourself!

Of course, laughter is the best medicine! But not with diarrhea...

Good men don't lie on the road. They are lying on the sofa.

Smile, the boss loves idiots.

This is how the predictor suffered.

Civilian seryulnik.

Don't make me nervous! I'll soon have nowhere to hide corpses!

How are you?

Thank you - it’s terrible, I’ll die soon.

Even the most dull room will be enlivened by the most ordinary children, beautifully
placed in the corners.

If the photo album is small and thin, and there is only one photo and
scary - it's a passport!

A person is an intermediary between a grocery store and a toilet.

I take it out of my wide trousers. Everyone shouts indignantly: “Citizen!”

Eat, dear guests, and if you have no conscience at all, then eat tomorrow
Come...

You need to shoot carefully while aiming. They only hit the target by chance
spermatozoa.

Don't tell me what I need to do and I won't tell you where you need to go
go.

The one who gets up early bothers everyone!

I was slightly scared.